Who is Mars?

Mars is a human person.  She loves to gloat about being a failure, as well as second guess herself and pick at hang nails.  During the day she is a nurse, a manager, a mother of 6, and a basket case.  You might find her in the refrigerator trawling for leftovers and wearing soft pants.  Or on the toilet breastfeeding.  If you see her in your yard you might think she is a vagrant, but would want to meet her anyway and invite her in for a La Croix.  By night she is a writer, a dreamer, and a joker, but not a smoker or a midnight toker.  She wants to share all her “healthy” secrets with you…come closer and you might hear the whispers of the answers to the problems you didn’t know you had.